On the Mind

This one is easy, it's the dog again. Mostly since we've been told at work that many of us will be moving back to Hillsboro over the next year. Ugh, I loath Hillsboro, and with us moving out that way for work, I'll lose the ability to bring a dog to work too. Of course I don't currently have a dog, but that isn't the point because I still find myself looking for one.

When IT Rains

it sure does pour.

Dear North West Portland Dbag Driver & Resident (22nd & Lovejoy NW Portland)

Nothing says, “I’m a Man” like yelling at pedestrian and flooring it.
I’m sorry if your Coke binge was affecting the fact that 2 cars had stopped in front of you for a stop sign at a hospital.

Maybe if you had stopped to say what you did after all, then I could respect you.
But instead, I just laughed my fat ass off at you. So OK, your coke binge has probably effected your memory at this point, so let me give what little a back-story I have on this incident.

Now I work in NW Portland, but I live in SE Portland. While I drive to work, I walk on local level, which means that for lunch, instead of getting in my car and clogging up the already over congested side streets of Northwest Portland, I walked. Hell I’m fat so it’s not like I didn’t need the exercise. And hell it was after 2pm to boot. Not even prime North West lunch time

Anyway, I’m walking down NW Lovejoy between 22nd and 21st. As a pedestrian I stepped between 2 parked cars and waited for traffic to stop, that being three cars had to stop for stop sign. Now you were in the third car in question so once you had stopped and made eye contact with you and stepped in front of your car. Sensing that you were in a hurry for your coke deal, I even trotted to get my fat ass out of your way.

Now once I reached the other side of the road and was ¼ the way down the road before you had the ahem chance to open your mouth. Now it was funny to start with because you fumbled form the moment you opened your mouth. The mumbled “Next time” was barely audible from your trembling lips. The remainder “I’ll cap your fat legs you little shit” was even more hilarious. Partially because this is the type line I would have expected from a 12 year old girl. After all, only yelling at a fat person about how fat they are, isn’t very original, it’s actually rather sad. But the actual funny part is that I’m just over 6 foot and weigh in at about 260. SO the “little shit” part had me giggling as I turned around to see you floor your car past the hospital.

So let me say now, what you didn’t have the chance to stick around and hear.
I’m sorry that as pedestrian, I have the right away, even on small residential street.
I’m sorry that I kept you from getting to that stop sign for one extra moment. No really I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you’re currently on some crappie coke too, a real cokehead would have stopped, thinking themselves grand an invincible. You on the other hand, floored it in your supped up Toyota or was Nissan? Hell, I would have had the chance to to also tell you that I was sorry I had to work in Northwest Portland to begin with. But this is where my employer is based I hate to say. After all I don’t have my parents or a trust fund like your bad ass self to live on while trying to make it as artist or musician.

And again, sorry for laughing at you. But let’s be honest here and let’s just blame this on your current coke binge and be friends. After all, I would have loved to found out who was selling that cheap crap.

Take care,

Fat-legged-little-ass

Dissconnected

not plugged in or connected to a power source; "the iron is disconnected"

This is how I feel right now. Disconnected, which I think has to do with school stress again.
I'm nearing the end of the semester and have most of my work done. Even at work I've been pretty productive, but I feel disconnected socially speaking. If that makes sense.

I'm sure it will pass. or I'll just keep spinning my wheels.

On the Mind

of all things, it's back to getting a dog. This has been on my mind all week for some reason.
I stil can't have a dog in this apartment. I still don't really have the over all time for one either. None the less, I have em on the mind. Why? Hmm I have feeling I know, but I don't.
At least I have huge st bernards crossed off at this point. A newfie would still rock, but I don't think I'd really ever find one. This time around, a collie or a collie mix for some reason.

OK, back to sleep

I Should be Writing

I had 2/3rds of this mess completed 2 weeks ago, the nothing but pure procrastination. I was going to start up again on this assigment this weekend and then lost my internet for the complete weekend. Hell I could still have writen something, but didn't. So this week I started again, rereading 2 articles and I only have one half completed. I should finish tonight, but I need to reread a different article for this weekend's class. Ugh, I brought this upon myself. At least this assigment isn't due for another week and half. But honeslty I should have had it done two weeks ago. When will I ever learn!